Puns

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?