Puns

How did the mermaid call her friends?

How is life like toilet paper?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

How did the toad die?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

How do you make antifreeze?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

How do locomotives know where to go?

How do fireflies start a race?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

How was the wedding?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

How do you measure a millennial?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?