Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What birds always travel in twos?