Puns

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What country has the most fish?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What's the coldest vegetable?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Can February March?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do Scottish toads play?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Where do chips wear socks?