What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Purritos.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?