Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How do you spot a modern spider?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?