Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How do horses navigate at night?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?