Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?