What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
What's black and white and red all over?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?