What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?