What animals love to close envelopes?
Seals.
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why are farmers so laid-back?