Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do rhinos charge?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?