What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?