What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?