What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do bees say in the summer?
Who invented fractions?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did you learn in school today, son?