What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?