What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?