Why is furniture so generous?
Because it donates to a lot of chair-ities!
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the paper say to the pencil?