How does a polar bear build a house?
Igloos it together.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
It's allergy season again?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?