Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?