What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear.
What do you call a famous turtle?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How did the tree get lost?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a retired vegetable?