What is a spider's favorite book?
Charlotte's Web!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What fish sings the best?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the mare gain weight?