Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?