What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
I dove you.
How does a cow do math?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How are mountains able to see?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?