What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why was the math book sad in winter?