Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Which fly makes films?