What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How do locomotives know where to go?
It's Crowded!
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?