What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What birds always travel in twos?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?