What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
You get INDY-gestion!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How is life like toilet paper?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?