What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What kind of water do fireworks like?