Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Baggage claim.
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?