What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.