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They have nine lives.
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What's the most expensive plate in church?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do two skunks argue?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?