What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?