Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the student eat their homework?