Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?