What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What kind of ant is good at math?