Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?