Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits' feet.
What did the sickly elevator say?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?