What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Wonky.
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's the noisiest food?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why is the number 4 so smart?