Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where do stars go to college?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?