Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What is the definition of Robin?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?