Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you do for an injured lemon?