Food & Drinks

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What food is a man's best friend?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What's a priest's favorite food?