Holiday

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?