Holiday

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What do cows say on NYE?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?