Holiday

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What day do hands always go to church?