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How do lawyers say goodbye?

What do cats wear to work?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

The museum curator needed a break.

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?