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Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?