Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What is the definition of Robin?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?